Not exactly legendary

Normally, we enjoy reading the bad reviews just as much as the good ones. Who are we to claim our music has to be loved by everyone? Right. That's the reason why, up till now, we have published every single review, even if was a total pan. This time around, we have made an exception, however. Marcus Pan (!) from the excellent and prolific Legends Magazine has written an inacceptable article full of mistakes. This is how we answered him:

"Greetings Marcus,

this is Tobias from einzeleinheit. First off, I wanted to thank you for reviewing the two releases we sent you, "Kryptozoologie" by compest and "Ich habe nur noch 12 Seepferdchen..." by aalfang mit pferdekopf. We need all the
support we can get and its great to be featured in your excellent mag. Still, I also wanted to let you know that I'm truly disappointed in your review of the aalfang-disc. I'm not talking about the fact that you greatly disliked it, this is clearly not an album that pleases everyone and has already been praised and panned before. I enjoy reading the good articles just as much as the bad ones - cudos go out to everyone who takes the time to listen to this - to many ears foreign and strange - music. But I can simply not take comments such as "This sort of shit has got to stop" or "Day
old vomit on the sidewalk of Miami on a dank summer day...smells nicer than this" serious. It has got everything to do with you, but nothing with the music or what someone interested in music would want to read about. And I can tell you that noone "forgot" to turn off the tape or "blundered" his way around the studio.

Your WebZine is excellent and I would never want to tell you how to run it. Just wanted to get this off my chest and thought you might be interested in some feedback.

Best wishes,

Tobias"

We're curious as to the answer, of course, and if you do want to read the article, you can click here.